Thursday, December 31, 2009

Funny signs

Yea, we are easy to entertain. Here's a few funny signs.

The S.H.I.T business is booming





The manager really cares for his customers





The crocs in this park is starting to get really huge





To translate to dogish they used Google translate.





Earth is overpopulated, this is the answer





That gotta hurt





And we really hope you now understand... THIS IS PRIVATE PROPERTY!





Except they still go on Dunkin donuts

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Fired on Facebook

Years ago when people still wrote in their diaries, nobody but the owner got to read it. Today we have something called Facebook, and Facebook is the complete opposite of a diary. Cos unlike a diary, everybody gets to read what you have wrote on Facebook. Priceless...

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

That's gay

Ever heard the expression "that's gay"? Well, this must be it, because we are almost 100 % shure that these gentlemen aren't just measuring their willies.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Anti Playmate

T2BF gives you the anti-playmate of the year



(Stygge lille Trine Lyrics - Postgirobygget)

Stygge lille Trine
hun fikk aldri kline
når vi dro på byen
fikk hun ikke bli med 

Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Jajaja noe av det styggeste noe av det styggeste jeg har sett, rett og slett
Hun var noe av det styggeste noe av det styggeste jeg har sett, rett og slett

Hun hadde regulering
Hun hadde ikke kropp
Hun hadde ikke tryne
En dag gav Trine opp

Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Jajaja noe av det styggeste noe av det styggeste jeg har sett, rett og slett
Hun var noe av det styggeste noe av det styggeste jeg har sett, rett og slett

Så kommer moralen
En morgen hang hun I et tre
Hun kommer aldri ned
Hvem hadde skylda var det oss eller de som sa stygge lille Trine

Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Hun kan'ke no for det men hun vet hun er
Jajaja noe av det styggeste noe av det styggeste jeg har sett, rett og slett
Hun var noe av det styggeste noe av det styggeste jeg har sett, rett og slett

Jeg har sett det styggeste
Jeg har sett det styggeste
Jeg har sett det styggeste
Jeg har sett noe av det styggeste
Jeg har sett det styggeste
Jeg har sett det styggeste
Jeg har sett det styggeste
Jeg har sett noe av det styggeste



Sunday, December 27, 2009

Playmates of 2009

Some things are harder to keep track of than other stuff. Many has asked wich girl was playmate in wich month of 2009. So to make it easy for our customers we bring you an overview and facts of this years playmates.


Dasha Astafieva was born 4 August 1985, she is a Ukrainian model. She is also a member of the Ukrainian pop group, Nikita. Astafieva was the 2007 Playmate of the Year for the Ukrainian version of Playboy and was the American Playboy's Playmate of the Month for January 2009. She is the 55th Anniversary Playmate.




Jessica Burciaga (born April 11, 1983) is an American model of Mexican descent, she said "my father is Mexican, so I’m half Mexican, and my mom is French and Irish. She was selected to be Playboy's February 2009 Playmate of the Month. She has been featured in Maxim and has been on the cover of Modified Mag, Performance Auto and Sound, Latino Future, and Open Your Eyes. In 2006, Burciaga was chosen to work at Playboy Club at the Palms in Las Vegas. In 2008 she signed up as official model for Chynna Dolls Bikinis.




Jennifer Pershing was selected as Playboy's March 2009 Playmate of the Month. Pershing's pictorial and centerfold were photographed by Playboy photographer Arny Freytag. Pershing graduated in 1998 from Mainland Regional High School in New Jersey. Before becoming a Playmate, she worked at the Clinique counter at Bloomingdale's department store. Playboy scouts approached her at a club while she was out with some friends. She saw being a Playmate as a way of raising awareness for autism, a condition that afflicts one of her younger sisters.




Hope Dworaczyk (born November 21, 1984) is an American model who was selected as Playboy magazine's Playmate of the Month for April 2009 after testing for the 55th Anniversary Playmate search. Dworaczyk shared the cover of the April 2009 issue with Seth Rogen. Her centerfold pictorial was photographed by Stephen Wayda. She is also the host and co-producer for Inside Fashion on television in Canada for the E! channel. Her runway work includes such names as Balenciaga, Robert Rodriguez, Lana Fuchs, Leila Rose, Abaete, Joanna Mastroianni, Rosa Cha, XOXO and Miss Sixty. Other career highlights include an international world tour for Versace with visits to Tokyo, Milan, London and New York and print campaigns for brands such as Philippe Patek and Elie Saab, among others.




Crystal McCahill (born December 18, 1983 in River Forest, Illinois, U.S.) featured as Playboy Playmate of the Month for May 2009. Her mother Gale Olson, was Playmate of the Month for August 1968. Crystal is the second daughter to become a second-generation Playmate, 20 years after Simone Eden, Miss February 1989 was the first. Eden's mother Carol Eden was a Playmate in December 1960. McCahill has also appeared on the E! reality series The Girls Next Door season 5. She was a finalist for the 55th Anniversary Playmate contest.




Candice Cassidy (born on October 23, 1985 in Portsmouth, Ohio) was the Playboy Playmate of the Month for June 2009 and before that was a Cyber Girl in 2006. Playboy founder, Hugh Hefner designed the photoshoot. It was the first time that he had designed a shoot in over 10 years. It was also the first outdoor shoot for the magazine in over 20 years. Holly Madison directed the photoshoot and the photography was provided by Arny Freytag. It was noted that Cassidy was somewhat rare in not having had breast implants




Kristina and Karissa Shannon (born October 2, 1989; Ann Arbor, Michigan) are twin sisters. Hugh Hefner  chose them as his next set of girlfriends, replacing Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson. Crystal Harris replaced Holly Madison as his number one girlfriend with whom he shares a bed. They have also appeared on The Girls Next Door. On January 14, 2010 Hugh Hefner revealed that the twins were moving out of the mansion to the local Playmate house with his blessing. They will continue to appear in The Girls Next Door.
The girls appeared as Misses July and August in the double "Summer Issue" of Playboy that incorporated July and August in a single edition. They are the only twins to each have their own month.




Kimberly Phillips was selected as the Playboy Playmate of the Month for September 2009. Her centerfold was photographed by Stephen Wayda. She has a degree in liberal arts and worked her way through school at Montessori School. Wanting a change in her life, she and her friend sent some photos of Phillips to Playboy.





Lindsey Gayle Evans (born December 9, 1989) is an American model and beauty queen who was selected as the Playboy Playmate of the Month for October 2009. She is a former pageant titleholder from Blanchard, Louisiana who held the Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 and competed in the Miss Teen USA 2008 pageant. Evans is one of four women accused of leaving a restaurant without paying the $46.07 bill. The restaurant, Posados, is located in Bossier City, Louisiana. She later returned to retrieve her purse, which she had left at the restaurant, and was arrested. Marijuana in a plastic bag was found by the police in her purse.  Evans was released the day following the arrest. The arrest was widely reported in the press in the United States, United Kingdom, India, Australia, and other countries.




Kelley Thompson was selected as the Playboy Playmate of the Month for November 2009.




Crystal Harris (born April 29, 1986 in Lake Havasu City, Arizona) is a British-American model and singer who was the Playboy Playmate of the Month for December 2009. She has also appeared as "Co-Ed of the week", the week of October 30, 2008, on Playboy.com under the name Crystal Carter. She is currently dating Hugh Hefner. Harris also appears in E!'s The Girls Next Door starting in late 2009.

All facts from Wikipedia

More playboy playmates at playboy.com

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Don't say it

Ok, we are not shure if this is a case of bad parenting, or if it's a "Dude, You ain't supposed to reveal those things on your shirt"-moment.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas


(Deck the Halls lyrics)

Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.


Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Ready for christmas

Bernie the stormtrooper is ready for christmas. He swears to bring som joy to the hard working men and women of the empire.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Salad eating chicks

Don't you hate it when you are on a dinner date, and your girl just wants a salad? However.... we suspect that the following girls never had a salad...

























Monday, December 21, 2009

Newspaper ads

Some very special newspaper ads;

- time travel





- Burger Kings secret ingredient finally revealed





- tempting partially eaten turkey





- it's only a slight urine smell





- slightly used toilet paper for sale





- the perfect tombstone is hard to find





- obviously you need a woman

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Vampire baby

Okay, first thing's first. Only vampire babies drink period blood. It's a last resort and a monstrous thing to drink. Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would comit such a crime. The blood of a woman's period will keep you alive, even if you are an inch from death, but at a terrible price you will have a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips. Tread lightly.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Hide a boner

If you search for it, there is lots of great advices to pick up on the internet
(Click on pic for a readable version of the pic)

Friday, December 18, 2009

Hide your porn

It's important to hide your porn, so that nobody else can find it, because you don't want anyone to know that you are a pig. This is probably not a good way to hide it though.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Armored vehicles

Armored vehicles is a litle bit diferent in Asia, compared to the rest of the world.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Rock paper scissors

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009

Breast enlargement

Can't afford surgery? This is how breast enlargement is done without surgery!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Face on fire

Falling with your head first into a bonfire - don't you just hate when that happens...

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Topless soccer

Women's soccer is nowhere near as popular as mens soccer. We know how to make it a lot more popular though.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Faceball

Dude, you are doing it wrong. You are supposed to hit the ball with the bat - not your face.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Back flip fail

Dude, what the hell were you thinking. That is not the way you are supposed to do a backflip.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Airborn squirrel

We have a strong feeling this guy does not like squirrels. It's just mean really.