Saturday, July 31, 2010

Friday, July 30, 2010

Dirty threes

Apparently nature can be very naughty... Oh.. and threes are gay...













Vuvuzela hits

The 2010 FIFA World Cup is over, but luckily it is possible to bring some of the mood back in our own homes.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Optical illusion

Take a look at this picture.. No really, take a look at it! And look again if you can't see the optical illusion.... And if you still don't see what first looked like that chicks behind, then you were probably to busy looking at the girl putting the makeup on wrong. By the way, if you were, then you are probably gay, cos this isn't just an optical illusion, it's a gay test as well :D

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Vader in Leia

There is no point in denying it, we are huge star wars fans. And we have of course, seen the movies many many times. However... we cannot remember seeing this in the movies.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Amateurs

Girl, I think you should leave pole dancing for the pro's.


Parking trouble

We have shown extreme parking before, here comes more.
































Oh, and we really suspect most of this, rather special parking is from female drivers

Monday, July 26, 2010

Weird tattoo

There are lots of crazy tattooes out there. What were they thinking often comes to our mind when we see 'em. They might be cool and funny for awhile, but seriously, it is definatley not cool when you're 40.

























Sunday, July 25, 2010

How to spoil a photo

There are many ways to spoil a good photo. Here are some examples of guys doing nothing, but still ruining what could have been perfect photos

he's doing nothing, but still spoiling a perfect pic





a perfect pic if it hadn't been for the fatty with uncool sunglasses in the background





you gotta wonder if he's actually doing it on purpose...

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Rich biatch

We know that status and cash attract chicks. Rich and famous guys has a huge advantage when it comes to catching beautyful women. We have simply seen it many times before. However... it looks like it helps to have cash for women too. This is Ivana Trump and her unknown boytoy.





... and for the record: we are not saying he is a beautyful man (yuck), but he is a lot younger than Ivana :D

Friday, July 23, 2010

Puss won't bite

soccer players scared of chick
Guys guys guys, dont worry, the puss won't bite.


Actually, on second thought... this pic gotta be fake, not even fags get scared of a nice puss.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Puke helmet

puking in a motorcycle helmet
You should allways wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle, sometimes it's a good idea to take the helmet of though.. like when you are feeling sick, and need to puke...


... and by the looks of this, dogs find puke interesting... Yuck!

Who needs photoshop

Who needs photoshop, when stuff like this happens in real world... Yup, it's a 40-ton whale, and it landed on a sailboat outside of Cape Town South-Africa.


There is a big debate if its fake or not, as several marine biologist have said that it's very rare that whales do that. VG think it's real though

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Frozen water = ice

Okay, so if it's close to 0 ºC (thats 32 ºF... duhhh..) you should always check the water before diving




(Ice Ice Baby Lyrics - Vanilla Ice)

Yo, Vanilla, kick it one time Boy

Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo! I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and watch me jump like a candle.

Dance, go rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Vanilla Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice Ice Baby
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in and the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burnin' 'em if you aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll, it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag top down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out getting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting I'll because they're full of Eight Balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, for runnin' on the dope beans
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Vanilla Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice Ice Baby
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while DJ revolves it.

Vanilla Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice Ice Baby
Vanilla Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice Ice Baby, Vanilla Ice

Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Big hairy ones

There is only a few possible explanations for this pic; 1 - it's photoshopped, 2 - that dude has the biggest most hairy ones ever, 3 - somebody is wearing a (very realistic) croc suit.

Happy plane

It will kill you and everyone you love - with a smile on it's face

Monday, July 19, 2010

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Good girl

Girl, we like what's on your mind. And practising is important.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Asses

Asses - we love em.

girls





girls





girls




However... we are not that fond of the dude spoiling this pic

Friday, July 16, 2010

Life before google

Remember before Google came into our lifes? People had all kinds of problems/questions they needed answers to. We didn't know if it was safe to swim with black people, we did not know how to get our girlfriends to tape their fingers together and pretend to be a dinosaur, and some didn't even know that its very VERY wrong to sleep with your own sister. It's not a problem anymore though, cos Google has the answers.



















Thursday, July 15, 2010

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Looking for something

Bono - still haven't found what he's looking for...


(I still haven't found what I'm looking for Lyrics - U2)

I have climbed highest mountains
I have run through the fields
Only to be with you
Only to be with you
I have run
I have crawled
I have scaled these city walls
These city walls
Only to be with you

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I have kissed honey lips
Felt the healing in her fingertips
It burned like a fire
This burning desire

I have spoke with the tongue of angels
I have held the hand of a devil
It was warm in the night
I was cold as a stone

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for

I believe in the Kingdom Come
Then all the colors will bleed into one
Bleed into one
But yes I'm still running

You broke the bonds
And you loosed the chains
Carried the cross
Of my shame
Oh my shame
You know I believe it

But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for
But I still haven't found what I'm looking for




Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Gboobsgle

Google is soo ceative, changing their logo all the time. We cannot remember seeing something like his on google.com before though.

The volleyball gay test



The beach volleyball gay test... It's easy, if you know that Nestea is the sponsor, you failed!

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Tit envy

Boobs has been a source of envy and desire since the beginning of time. Nothing explains it better than a few pics.